Nerdy Massage

Valentine's Day Couple's Special Book a couple's session in February for only: $120 for 60 minutes $180 for 90 minutes... $240 for 120 minutes Text (816) 522-2382 or email [email protected] to schedule. Limited by availability. Not valid with any other offer. Image design by Emmanuel Grace, age 11

We just couldn't pick so we chose TWO winners for the design contest! This was submitted by Emmanuel Grace, age 11. Love the brains on the massage tables Check our page to see the other winning design!

We just couldn't pick so we chose TWO winners of the design contest! This was submitted by Elena, age 6. So cute Check our page for the other winner!

The owner and lead therapist, Jennifer is officially off for maternity starting today! You might catch her in passing if you come in to see one of our other great therapists, Heather or Jessica (she'll be in to check on things occasionally) but she won't be taking clients again until at least June 17th. You can book online with Jessica or Heather (or Jennifer if you look into June) at www.NerdyMassage.com

Mother's Day Gift Certificate Special! $60 for 60 minutes $90 for 90 minutes $120 for 120 minutes... Click here to purchase https://www.massagebook.com//Mother-s-Day-Gift-Certi/66602 Ends May 9, 2021

We got permission to announce our winner from our annual Customer Appreciation drawing!! Congratulations to Jessica R.! We hope you enjoy your free 60 minute massage

We drew our winner for the free 60 minute massage but we're waiting to get their permission to name them. We will update if/when we receive that permission! Thank you to all who've reviewed us over the years! Good luck in next year's drawing

Heather still has spots tomorrow and Friday! Jessica still has spots Friday and Saturday! Book online at: www.NerdyMassage.com/services Also, we'll announce the winner of the FREE 60 MINUTE MASSAGE drawing tomorrow! If you haven't already reviewed us on Facebook, Google, and/or Massage Book, do so tonight to be entered!

This month we are celebrating 5 years!!! Thank you to everyone who supports our growing business! We love you all Every year, around this time, we celebrate by having a drawing for a FREE 60 MINUTE MASSAGE. All that's required to be eligible to win is: 1) Be a client of ours 2) Write a review for us on our Facebook page, Google business listing, and/or Massage Book (via a link in the email you get after a session) You get one entry per review so if you review us on all 3, you'll get 3 entries into the drawing! Just remember, you can't win if we don't know who did the review so don't make it anonymous. We will draw on Wednesday, March 31st and announce the winner on April 1st.

NEW PRICING BEGINNING MARCH 15TH! Our new rates will be as follows: $70 for 60 minute Therapeutic or Prenatal Massage... $105 for 90 minute Therapeutic or Prenatal Massage $140 for 120 minute Therapeutic or Prenatal Massage $35 for 30 minute Sports Massage (Hot Stones and Cupping will still only be $10 to add)

We're celebrating Valentine's Day with our annual Couple's Massage Special!! $100 for 60 minutes $150 for 90 minutes $200 for 120 minutes... To Schedule: Text/Call (816) 522-2382 Or Email [email protected] *Not valid w/ any other offer* Spots are limited!

We have a new Nerdy Massage therapist that just started this week! Come try Jessica any Friday or Saturday for only $40/hour!! *Promotion ends February 27th. Not valid with any other offers.*

Happy Holidays We are celebrating with our annual gift certificate special so you can share the gift of massage with your loved ones (including yourself)! Gift certificates do not expire, but this offer ends December 25, 2020. $50 for 60 minutes $75 for 90 minutes... $100 for 120 minutes. https://www.massagebook.com//de/Holiday-Special-2020/59202

Thank you to everyone who came in to see us in September! We totaled 131.5 hours and donated $1,315 to North Heartland Community Church's Cool & Dry Summer Challenge which was raising funds for a new roof and boiler/chiller system for the church. Thank you for your support!

We are so grateful to North Heartland Community Church for many things: a safe and welcoming environment, speedy problem solving, grace, flexibility, and affordable space leasing, just to name a few! They are currently raising funds to replace the building's roof, AC, and boiler. This would benefit not only the many wonderful members of the church but also our small business located inside. We want to help! So we're donating $10 for every hour of massage booked in September to their Cool & Dry Summer Challenge. Help us reach our goal of donating $1,500 by filling our schedule with appointments for yourself, your friends, and your family this month!

We are reopening Wednesday, May 6th! Thank you for your patience. We look forward to seeing you again Don't worry! We won't be rubbing you with spoons, but we will be wearing masks. To see a full list of our new Covid-19 related policies go to www.nerdymassage.com/policies-faq You can book online at www.nerdymassage.com/services

How massage therapists have been feeling the last few weeks....

We have lots of clients who love our Nerdy Massage Therapist, Estelle! She always has great self-care tips and she's been posting them regularly to help clients since we've been shutdown If you'd like to friend or follow her on Facebook, you can click here: https://www.facebook.com/estelle.strotherlmt.7

We gave a bunch of these away during last holiday season. If you've got one, they are GREAT at helping get those hard to reach knots out until you can get in for massage. Just sling one of the balls over your shoulder and lean into a wall against it. You can adjust the pressure by leaning in more or less. If you don't have one, they are less than $10 on Amazon right now: https://www.amazon.com//ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_RJTGCbJ77HB

If you'd like to support us during our temporary closure, we have a Gift Certificate Special going on until we reopen: $50/hour!! You can purchase them at www.nerdymassage.com/specials *The system we use only lets you purchase one at a time but you can buy 120 minutes gift certificates and you can use half one session and the half another session or however you want to split them Thank you for your support!! We miss our clients and look forward to when it's safe to reopen

If your hips and low back start to bother you, you can try this nifty little stretch!

We'd love to hear something good you've done with your time lately

We just did our annual Customer Appreciation drawing for a 60 minute Gift Certificate and the winner is.... Dan Ryan!! Congratulations!! We look forward to seeing everyone when we re-open

We hope you all are doing well Something you can do at home to reduce tension between your shoulders is shoulder rolls! Check out our demonstration video:

How is everyone doing? It's been a crazy week but there's sure to be good things happening with everyone as well! Share some positivity with us

We will be extending our closure till after April 24th. Possibly longer. Be safe everyone

Due to the risk of spreading Covid-19 to compromised populations, we will not be accepting new appointments until after April 3rd and will be cancelling any appointments booked between March 22nd and April 3rd (we will be contacting clients that are already booked shortly). We are concerned that our clients could be coming in without symptoms but still highly contagious and even with the precautions we take, we could get it and we could spread it to other clients who could be compromised or in contact with others who are.

This month we are celebrating 4 years!!! Thank you to everyone who supports our growing business! We love you all <3 Every year, around this time, we celebrate by having a drawing for a FREE 60 MINUTE MASSAGE. All that's required to be eligible to win is: 1) Be a client of ours 2) Write a review for us on our Facebook page, Google business listing, and/or Massage Book (via a link in the email you get after a session)... You get one entry per review so if you review us on all 3, you'll get 3 entries into the drawing! Just remember, you can't win if we don't know who did the review so don't make it anonymous. We will draw on Tuesday March 31st!

If you have an appointment today and need to cancel due to road conditions, let us know as soon as you can. We do NOT charge for late cancellation due to inclement weather Be Safe! Text/Call (816) 522-2382